The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”