The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do houses wear? An address.
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
We set up an event for amputees with amputees. And I was surprised to see... That the people in wheelchairs did most of the legwork.
What not to say in an argument against a bald person? Hair me out.
I once littered in a forest and the only ones that saw me were a group of otters in the nearby river. I'll never forget the look they gave me as that plastic bottle left my hands. It was a look of otter disdain.
Putin lands in a foreign country and approaches the immigration desk The border official reads through his passport and asks: "Occupation?"Putin: "No, just visiting."
What did the fish say, when he posted bail? I'm off the hook
Anyone else tired of how long it takes the USPS to mail a package or letter this time of year? It’s part of DeJoy of Christmas.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
"push push...harder.. you can do it.. little more!!" I was yelling at my pregnant wife.. But despite her best efforts,the car didn't start.
Whats my knee's favourite channel? Dis-knee channel.
Apparently Boy George has... ... a pet lizard that bites people up to 5 times a day.He needs a calmer chameleon
What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants? A large medium in smalls.
Beer brewery manager on the phone with Mrs Jones: "Afraid I have bad news. Your husband fell into a vat of beer this morning." Mrs Jones started weeping. "Did he go quickly?" "He climbed out three times - but only to pee."
Just walked past a sign that read, "This fire door is alarmed"... So I give it a little rub and told it everything is going to be ok.