The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A man is sipping on his coffee at a cafe He needs to visit bathroom. He doesn't want anyone to steal&drink his coffee during his absence so he leaves a sign on a cup that says: "I've spit in it".He goes to the bathroom and comes back to find another sign on his coffee that says: "Me too"
What do you get when you combine Calcium and Iron? A cafe
Bro can you help me name these information pamphlets Brochure
My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!
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What's it called when a flower gives head? Floral.
What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI? Pb and j
A blond was listening to breathing exercises on headphones and her boyfriend came up behind her and took them off her head. She died.
Why did the German soldier help the wounded puppy? Because he was a veteran Aryan
What do you call a donkey cleaning your windows An ass wipe
My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort. Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
Carp is about to hit the fan. That's right, I'm going fishing in a helicopter!
3 kangaroos walk into a bar "Why in the world are there 3 kangaroos in the bar" says the bar tenderThe kangaroos then wreak havoc on the bar as they are wild animals and belong outdoors where they can do wild animal things.
I was applying for Australian citizenship, and the guy asks me "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" "Does stealing a joke count?" I asked.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.