The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.