The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.