The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.