The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.'
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.