The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Without geometry life is pointless.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.