The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.'