The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Breaking News: Snoopy has officially been retired from comics. He was tired of working for Peanuts.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies." Betty Goat responds, "Hell no. No baby goats for me..." "I'm not kidding."
50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies… Well first it tied them, then it beat them.
Why did Karen complain to the store manager about her photocopier? She didn't like its tone.
My doctor told me to drink a brandy with port after a hot bath... I couldn't even finish drinking the hot bath.
Old witch: “You won’t take the entry-level wizarding jobs that are available, you spend all your money on eye of newt and you think every little spell you cast deserves some kind of participation goblet.” Ok Broomer.
A Welsh father is hitchhiking with his son when he comes across a sheep with his head stuck in a fence The father says to the son "Watch this." and proceeds to undo his zipper and then makes love to the sheep. When he is finished, he steps away from the sheep and says to his son "Your turn, son." The son sighs before sticking his head in the fence.
An 8 year old girl went to work with her father on 'Take your kid to work day' As they where walking around the office the young girl started to cry. Her father asked what was wrong. As a crowd gathered around her she sobbed ''Daddy where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"
A blonde walks into a dry cleaners and tells the woman at the counter, "I need to have an outfit washed." The clerk was busy and slightly distracted, so she looked up from her work and said, "Come again?"The blonde said, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm? The CIEIO.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.