The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I think it's a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit. But that's just my two scents.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat? '
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.