The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.