The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.
Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.