The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A lady selling makeup at Macy's wouldn't stop bothering me. Boy, eyelashed out.
Do you know how many people are dead in a cemetery? All of them.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.'
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'