The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)