The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.