The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's typically the warmest part of a room? A 90 degree corner.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for... Couldn't get a straight answer!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.