The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
What do you call it when a man lies about his p*nis size? A Phallacy!
If you work at a water bottle factory It must be difficult to not drink on the job
Canadians and British are very upset about yesterday's events. They are no longer the only ones that rushed the Capitol.
What did East Germans sing before the Berlin Wall fell? Under Prussia