The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
Why did Pepper go to prison? A-SALTI made this joke years ago, I hope y'all like it.
What do you get if you mix a cat with wool? Mittens
I had Indian food for lunch and almost choked on it Talk about a paneer-death experience
A man caught his sister masturbating with a cucumber. Man: "Eww! That's my dinner! You're making it taste like cucumber!”
If the Colts' QB was on your fantasy football roster You're officially out of Luck this season.