The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

I just quit my job working in a shoe factory It was sole destroying

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

I don't get why Marvel doesn't use the Hulk to advertise more. He's basically one big Banner.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

My wife is furious at our next-door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard. Personally, I'm on the fence.

It was a lovely wedding, even the cake was in tiers.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'

My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.

My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.

What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!

What kind of car does an egg drive?' 'A yolkswagen.'

Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.

My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.'

Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'