The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.'
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.