The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear the joke between the woodpecker and the owl? *knock knock* Hoo’s there?
The blind construction worker at my school accidentally pulled the fire alarm. I don't think the fire alarm was a drill.
Got a new job at Gatwick Airport. I patrol the runways on a horse and shoot down any illegal flying devices in the area. I'll be known as The Drone Ranger.
Why was the beach next to the power plant closed? Because it is spark infested waters.
A little boy with Downs runs to his dad to show him a drawing he made... "Excellent son, good job!" The dad says. "I'd rate this 47/46."
I bought a candle and at first I was confused because it didn’t smell like anything... but eventually it made scents.
What is a polar bear's favorite food? (Multi-questioned) ICE-cream! -What is a black bear's favorite food? Blackberries! -What is a grizzly bear's favorite food? Campers.
Doctor, I’m worried about my son. He spends all day measuring imaginary bottles of orange soda. Don’t worry ma’am, it’s normal for boys his age to spend their time fantasising.
I was watching a fighting scene and I told my dad “I couldn’t jump that high if my life depended on it!” And my dad replied “but what if a bowl of ice cream depended on it?”
My favorite elements in the periodical chart are oxygen and potassium. But most other people just find them O K.
What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
Why were Dracula's pancakes so terrible? He got turned into bat-ter.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
Can one bird make a pun? No, but toucan.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.