The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'
What kind of car does an egg drive?' 'A yolkswagen.'
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen? They break out in hives.
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'