The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.