The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.