The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Carp is about to hit the fan. That's right, I'm going fishing in a helicopter!
After Trump changes course of hurricane with a sharpie House approves budget of 12 crayons for border wall
Where do all the naughty pancakes go? Flipping Hell!
My uncle's joke he just came up with: What are chocolate's preferred pronouns? Her, She
What do you call a man born on the seashore? Son of a beach
Noah! Noah! The Unicorns are playing with the dragon eggs and won’t get on the ark! Noah, “come help me with these squirrels, we’ll get to them later.”
What size soda does Kim Jong-Un buy at 7-11? A supreme liter.
What kind of appointment lowers your self- esteem? Disappointment
I tried marrying a melon... But apparently we cantaloupe
How much weight do you lose after having a wisdom tooth taken out? A molar mass.
I made the resolution to wash 5 dishes every time I go into my kitchen and it's totally working! I don't go in my kitchen anymore.