The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!