The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.