The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field

What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom

Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!

I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.

How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!

A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.

What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.

Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!

Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.