The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? UnBeeLeaveable!
What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.