The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the right leg say to the left leg? Don’t talk the guy in the middle. He’s a dick.
What do you call a bunch of whites guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
What did the scientist said after mixing oxygen and magnesium? O Mg
Last night i opened my window and let all mosquitoes in. Then i slept outside. This is called confusing the enemy
I used to do a lot of tap dancing but I kept falling in the sink
Due to the coin shortage the restaurant didn’t give me any change. It’s non-cents.
My friend was an ex 'flat-earther' He finally came around
I ate a huge can of alphabet soup for dinner last night This morning I had the biggest vowel movement of my life
Rest in peace to the water I just boiled. It will be mist.
Why don’t astronauts need health cover? Because they are never under the weather.
What did the molar 1 say to the wisdom tooth? Ouch! Move, oral get you extracted.
Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date Everyone was like “OMg!”
The first day of school, I signed up for Math, English, Science and Geography.. The rest, as they say, is History
Why did the cashier rip money in half? They were asked to break a bill.
Q: What's red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.