The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I was just reading a great book saying that if a company does anything unethical, people will stop supporting it and it'll go out of business. Here's the Amazon link to it!
How did my cat know tomorrow's weather? He looked at the fur-cast
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks... 'Can I join you?'
Why are discount circumcisions a bad idea? It’s usually a total rip-off
The metal strip in paper currency is sensitive to microwave and radio waves. Because it apparently tends to burn a hole in the pocket.
When a person looks through your window at night it’s a “Peeping Tom,” but when an animal does it... ...It’s a Peking Duck.
What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
Santa won't be the only one coming tonight although i'll probably stop after the first stocking is full.
Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West? Because they all wore mittens.
I'm not a big fan of shower sex. The drain hurts my penis.
When I was a little kid I had a pet turtle. Tiny little turtle, kept him in an aquarium. When i went to camp, the turtle died. When i got home, my dad lied to me. He said, "your turtle is live and well, it just went to go live with your mother." And i believed that til i was digging in the backyard ...found my mom's body.Smh worst day of my life, I loved that turtle
My father was a conjoined twin. We called his brother my uncle on my father's side. But since the operation, now he's my uncle once removed.
What do you call a masterless, Italian Samurai? What do you call a masterless, Italian Samurai?Mac: a Ronin
I want to a cafe in Paris and was insulted by the barista. It was a regular French roast.*edit "went"
When I was a child, my mom’s nickname for me was Exclamation Point. She was shocked I wasn’t a period.