The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I was going to share a vegetable joke, but it's corny.
What do you call two witches who live together? Broom mates.
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.'
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
What do houses wear? An address.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?' 'Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.'
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'