The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.