The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.