The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! It's impossible to put down!
Did you hear about the grizzly who didn't like his daughter wearing a crop top? He disapproved of her exposing her bear midriff.
My friend handed me a peach. I told him I prefer pears. So he handed me another one.
What do the French call marijuana? Oui'd.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." "Oh yeah?" the son retorts. "Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States."
Why is Orion's belt the worst constellation? It's a waist of space.
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.