The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.