The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Due to a huge increase in deliveries, FedEx and UPS have joined forces And are now fed-up
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig
Grandson Talking to His Grandfather: "Grandpa, after 65 years of marriage, you still call Grandma 'sweetheart', 'darling' and 'honey'. What's your secret to keeping the flame burning?"Grandpa: "I forgot her name 5 years ago and I don't dare ask"
My girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my motorcycle I rode on, ruthlessly
Guy at the beach was surrounded by beautiful, horny women. They couldn’t keep their hands off of him! When he went to the bathroom, I walked up and asked his secret....he told me that he puts a potato in his swim trunks before coming to the beach. So, the next day at the beach, I put a potato in my swim trunks but EVERYONE started to laugh at me! The guy who told me his secret saw me and yelled:“No! Put it in the *FRONT* of your trunks!”
Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend? He was a Cheetah!
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
How much do roofs cost? Nothing. They're on the house!
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.