The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
What do houses wear? An address.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'