The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
This old guy I knew would always say, 'You know what really burns my ass?' He'd then hold his hand at butt level and say, 'A fire about this high.'
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?' 'Sofishticated.'
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach… '
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.'
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.'