The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
What's a robot's favorite snack?' 'Computer chips.'
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
What religion are crows? Birddism.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.