The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open."
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.