The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A bed.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.