The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!