The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I looked like you, I'd be in a zoo
What do you call an argument that suddenly changes topics? A debate and switch.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. 'That's one too many!' says the customer. The clerk replies 'It's a freebie.'
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!
Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, 'Do you know why I can't be buried there?' And we all say, 'Why not?' And he says, 'Because I'm not dead yet!'"
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Duunnnnnnng.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
How does Reese eat cereal? Witherspoon.
Where does Dracula keep his money? A blood bank.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.