The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.'
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!'
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.