The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.