The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.