The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.