The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”