The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?